The fruit ninja

My son, who many of you know as Dammit Boy, is a 26-year-old research associate at the Vienna Center for Disarmament and Non-Proliferation. He is…

Please read me

I’m sneaking one in on you. You looked at the title and you clicked because you were curious. Ha! Kale! No, no, don’t go away….

Cheese squares

Dear God. I went to church this morning and paid up for those three weeks I slacked off and stayed home Sunday morning. So please,…

He might starve

You would think with the unlimited meal plan at the University of Tennessee that additional foodstuffs would not be necessary. But you would be wrong….