Holler and Dash

It has now been four hours since I consumed the most delicious biscuit sandwich I’ve ever eaten. And I still can’t move. Like not an…

Saltine toffee

This is the time of the fancy cookie. Christmas brings linzer cookies, snowballs, gingersnap sandwich cookies, brown sugar snowflakes. I don’t make any of those….

Turkey dressing

I have overcompensated slightly. As many of you know, Dammit Boy has abandoned me. He has selfishly decided to pursue his own life and is…

Candy crush

So it is the day after Halloween at approximately 8:30 in the morning and I am in the parking lot of my local Target about…