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Sausage and blue potato hash

Christo

You are wondering what this man has to do with sausage and blue potato hash. I’ll get to that.

This is my friend, Christo. When the Char-Broil All Stars first got together in 2012, I had a few reservations. In the South, we are all about hugging someone five minutes after we meet them. I sensed Christo wasn’t a hugger, although I have been proven wrong about that. We were about as different as two people can be. He was born and raised in New Mexico and has been a professional chef in Manhattan for many years. I was not born in the South, but I got here as quick as I could and have stood my ground ever since. Manhattan people are not about frivolous pleasantries. They do not make eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk, smile and say hello. Southern people not only do all those things, we wave at strangers in passing cars. We do not find this out of the ordinary.

But I will tell you when Christo and I made a lasting connection. He probably doesn’t even remember this, but I shared food with him. We were seated next to each other at the closing dinner and he made the mistake of ordering Brunswick Stew. Now, I am proud of him for ordering something so completely Southern, but Brunswick Stew is a giant bore. I felt sorry for him and offered him some of my seared trout with warm potato salad, kale and roasted red pepper sauce.  Sharing food brings a bond and, in this case, one that has grown over the last year.

He sent me Hatch chiles from New Mexico. I sent him country ham and Goo-Goo Clusters. One day, we were talking on Facebook and I asked about the numerous photos he posts using blue potatoes. The ones we get here are tiny nubbins of blandness.  I will not say there are many things in the North that are superior to the South, but blue potatoes are one of them. He gets them about the size of small baking potatoes.

So months pass and last week the All Stars got together in Atlantic Beach. And Christo walks up to me and hands me a heavy black plastic bag. Full of blue potatoes. He had packed them in his luggage. And I wondered when I packed my bag if the TSA people would wonder why I had a bag of blue potatoes in my luggage. No matter. Now you know why I am gifting you with a recipe for sausage and blue potato hash. Obviously, you can make this with Yukon Golds, but the symbolism will be completely lost.

Sausage and blue potato hash
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Recipe type: Easy suppers
Cuisine: Southern
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Serves: 2
 

Who doesn’t love hash? This comes together in a heartbeat. Just add some crusty bread and a glass of wine.
Ingredients
  • 2 links hot Italian sausage, casings removed, cut into bite-sized pieces
  • 2 cups purple potatoes, diced in ½-inch cubes
  • ½ cup diced green pepper
  • ½ cup diced yellow onion
  • 1 teaspoon BBQ or taco seasoning
  • ⅓ cup smoked sun-dried tomatoes, cut into thin strips
  • 1 tablespoon butter
  • ⅓ cup chopped parsley

Instructions
  1. Add the sausage to a large sauté pan and cook over medium high heat until the sausage is browned and cooked through. Reserve.
  2. Add the potatoes to the remaining sausage grease and fry over medium heat until they begin to soften. Add the green pepper, onion and seasoning and continue to cook until the vegetables are tender and well browned.
  3. Add the tomatoes and butter. Stir until the butter is melted and well distributed. Remove from the heat and add the parsley.

Sausage and blue potato hash

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The bacon cooker

My friends, Tom and Marida Stearns, brought me a present recently from Asheville’s New Morning Gallery, possibly the most elegant and whimsical art gallery in the entire world.

“I don’t know if you’ll like it,” Marida said. “You probably won’t even use it. Tom picked it out.”

Why would I not LOVE a ceramic bacon cooker! Yes! (Please consult my other blog, Two Chicks in a Warehouse, for myriad bacon ideas we prepare for Bacon Wednesday.) I did have doubts about how it would work, though, to be honest. And normally I don’t go for kitchen equipment that can only do one job. But this is the exception.

Bacon cooker

So, all you have to do is drape the bacon over the cooker and microwave it. About a minute for each strip. How do it do that voodoo it do so well? I don’t know. But the bacon comes out beautifully crisp and the grease drips to the bottom where a handy spout will allow you to empty it into that bacon grease jar I know you all are keeping. The  bacon cooker will do up to eight strips at a time, which is barely a snack for me. And the bacon obviously does not come out in a flat strip. But who’s to quibble when this thing does a job in two minutes that baking in the oven takes 20?

Actually, I just thought of another use for the bacon cooker. Would it not be fabulous as a container for fresh herbs? You could put water in the outside rim, which would flow into the cup via the holes that are there for the bacon grease to drip out of (ending with a preposition – Bad Mommy). Then you could keep your fresh herbs…well…fresh.

OK, we are now all set with a Mayhew-approved, multi-use piece of kitchen equipment. Bacon cooker and herb preserver. Which application do you think I’ll use more? :)

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Roasted cabbage with bacon

Roasted cabbage with bacon

So is it wrong to just pick up a wedge of tender cabbage, the outside leaves slightly charred, and infused with the fatty goodness of bacon and eat it with your hands right from the roasting pan? Oh, oh.

I try to eat in season. And that means cabbage, kale, turnips, carrots and other cold-weather crops from November to April. Definitely, no tomatoes unless they come from a can (where they’re packed in season). As winter comes to a slow, achingly cold and drizzly conclusion, I am ready for a little more variety. But can I leave my beloved cabbage behind? Not when it’s roasted with bacon and drizzled with sherry vinegar. No, I cannot.

Roasted cabbage with bacon

1 medium head cabbage

4 strips of thick-cut bacon

Extra virgin olive oil

Salt and pepper

Sherry vinegar

Preheat the oven to 425 degrees. Remove the tough outer leaves of the cabbage. Cut the cabbage into quarters and remove the core. Then cut the four quarters into wedges.

Put the wedges on a foil-covered rimmed baking sheet. Dice the bacon and distribute it evenly over the cabbage. Drizzle the cabbage with olive oil and add salt and pepper to taste.

Roast the cabbage for about 20 minutes and check. The cabbage should be tender with brown outer edges and the bacon should be crisp. If the mixture isn’t done yet, check in five minute intervals.

Remove from the oven and drizzle with the vinegar.

 

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Vegetarian, Week 3

Sausages in tomato and red wine sauce - keeping King Daddy happy

Sausages in tomato and red wine sauce – keeping King Daddy happy

So I am heading into Week 3 of being vegetarian for three days for Lent. I am not comparing myself to the people I know who became Vegans for Lent because they are truly insane. But this vegetarian thing has been harder than I thought. It was truly excruciating to watch Mark eat a Polish dog at Costco while I “enjoyed” my cheese pizza. It was no fun at all at the kick-off party for Oyster Easter to leave all those delectable oysters on the half shell alone. And I will just wallow in the unfairness at the CRC board meeting Thursday as our board enjoys turkey and ham sandwiches from Jimmy John’s as I tuck into my cheese-only version.  But I brought this on myself. Lent is supposed to be a season of self-denial. And I am being denied by my own hand.

The hardest part, though, is making sure King Daddy is not denied. He’s been a trooper so far. He has eaten more cheese and nut loaf than I have and he hasn’t gagged once (that I saw). So I feel compelled in the run-up to my Wednesday-Friday vegetarian stint to stockpile meat units for him. Here’s what I’ve got:

  • One serving of meat sauce spaghetti
  • Two servings of fried chicken with mashed potatoes
  • Two servings of Sloppy Joes
  • Two servings of sausages in a tomato red wine sauce

I figure that will keep him busy until Saturday morning when I will watch the clock until 11 a.m. and then run to Five Guys for a burger.

I take particular delight when I can turn odds and ends in the fridge into something memorable. So here was the process for the sausages with tomato and red wine sauce. First off, I have a sizable stash of West Wind Farms sausage in the freezer. If you live in Tennessee, seek the sausage. It will change your life. Then I had a green pepper and a half a container of sliced mushrooms in the vegetable bin. Garlic. One must always have garlic. Saute the sausages in a little oil. Remove and saute the green peppers and mushrooms. Add the garlic and cook for 30 seconds. Never burn the garlic.

I had half a jar of prepared spaghetti sauce in the fridge. Add that to the pan along with a healthy dose of dry red wine. Taste. What does it need? A little salt, a pinch of red pepper flakes and a bit of smoked paprika. Add the sausages back in. DONE!

Tomorrow, I will be looking forward to some yogurt with granola for breakfast, buttered spaghetti (naked, no sauce) with some Parm for lunch and maybe cheese enchiladas for dinner. Oh, joy.

 

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Grilled gumbo

T-minus two days and counting to the beginning of Lent. For those of us who observe Lent, it means giving up something you really, really love. For me, it’s usually hamburgers but I’m going to really stretch it this year and become a vegetarian three days a week. Mark almost had a heart attack when I told him. He’ll be down at the Sonic a lot.

I have not yet figured out what sorts of vegetarian things I’m going to make since I am a committed meat eater and especially a devotee of pork in all it’s various forms of glory. So if any of you want to throw me some vegetarian recipes, I’m all ears and eyes.

What I will not be eating is my glorious grilled gumbo, which has sausage, chicken and pulled pork. But you can hop on over to the Char-Broil site and get the recipe for yourself. Go on. Get on over there.

 

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Church ladies (and the recipe for spiced bacon twists)

Marida Stearns enjoying a spiced bacon twist with her appletini during cocktail hour

“If you brought wine for the wine tasting, it needs to go in the sacristy next to the chapel.”

Well now,  that just says it all. The announcements just after cocktail hour and before the post-dinner continuation of cocktail hour at the 2013 Women of St. Paul’s retreat in Monteagle.

We are church ladies. We maintain the altar, bring food to shut-ins, teach Sunday school and host receptions for the bishop. But we are also Episcopalians. One weekend a year, we are all about the appletinis, Chardonnay and firmly holding to the belief that what happens in Monteagle, stays in Monteagle. I’m pretty sure the Presbyterians are jealous right now. Tomorrow, we will have classes in flower arranging, candle making and belly dancing. If we are energetic, we will go on a hike. If not, we will take a nap. There may be a lingering hangover or two. Thank goodness, there’s Tylenol and Alka Seltzer in the goody bags.

Fun with toilet paper

We will not conjecture as to why Wanda was wearing a toilet paper bandana or why she was getting ready to wrap another one around Betsy’s head. By the way, no one even questioned this. The toilet paper game was extremely interesting, by the way. You pass a roll of toilet paper around and tear off as many sheets as you like. You then find out that for each sheet you have to reveal an interesting fact about yourself. I was especially taken with the woman who was almost run over by Magic Johnson and another woman who was unfairly displaced as a Future Farmers’ of America homecoming queen. No names. As I said, what happens in Monteagle stays in Monteagle. I will however reveal that my answer to the single sheet of toilet paper I took was seeing Charlton Heston in his underwear. Boxers or briefs? I believe I will just let that one be.

But I will say this. In response to Marida’s maddeningly delicious onion dip, I made spiced bacon twists for cocktail hour. I think the duel was a draw, even though I entirely fabricated this entire competition.

Before I get to the recipe, let me say this. You hear the term “church family” thrown around a lot. If you are not religious, you don’t get this at all. It just sounds quaint or trite. But if you have a church family you know that it’s not. These women are part of my family. They are as precious to me as blood. They lift me up. They pick me up. I am not complete without them.

Spiced Bacon Twists (from the Tuck U Inn in Atchison, Kansas)

1 cup packed light brown sugar

2 teaspoons dry mustard powder

1/2 teaspoon cinnamon

1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg

1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper

1 pound sliced bacon

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Line a baking sheet with aluminum foil and set a wire rack over the foil. Use a baking sheet that has sides to catch the grease.

In a small bowl stir together the brown sugar, mustard powder, cinnamon, nutmeg and cayenne pepper. Press each slice of bacon into the mixture until coated. Twist each strip a few times and place on the baking rack.

Bake until bacon is browned and crisp enough to hold its shape, about 30-40 minutes.

 

 

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Top bacon hits of 2012

We were all about the bacon in 2012. Many of you know that we celebrate Bacon Wednesday at the Community Resource Center and this was a banner year for bacon. So as we bid a fond (or not-so-fond) farewell to 2012, here are the top three bacon hits with detailed instructions on how to prepare them.

This was definitely No. 1 in everyone’s book – spiced bacon. It’s like Pig Candy on steroids. Here’s the recipe:

Spiced Bacon Twists (from the Tuck U Inn in Atchison, Kansas)

1 cup packed light brown sugar

2 teaspoons dry mustard powder

1/2 teaspoon cinnamon

1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg

1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper

1 pound sliced bacon

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Line a baking sheet with aluminum foil and set a wire rack over the foil. Use a baking sheet that has sides to catch the grease.

In a small bowl stir together the brown sugar, mustard powder, cinnamon, nutmeg and cayenne pepper. Press each slice of bacon into the mixture until coated. Twist each strip a few times and place on the baking rack.

Bake until bacon is browned and crisp enough to hold its shape, about 30-40 minutes.

So 1950s, which was a pretty good decade. Bacon-wrapped water chestnuts. I took these to a Women of St. Paul’s social earlier this month and while the cheese ball and Triscuits lingered on the table, these little beauties were gone in minutes.

Bacon-wrapped water chestnuts

Bacon

1 8-ounce can whole water chestnuts

½ cup ketchup

¼ cup dark brown sugar

1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce

Preheat oven to 375 degrees.

Line a rimmed cookie sheet with heavy duty tin foil. Cut the bacon slices into thirds. Wrap each water chestnut with a piece of bacon and secure with a wooden toothpick.

Bake for about 45 minutes, turning each piece once. If at the end of 45 minutes, the bacon is not crispy enough run it under the broiler for a few minutes.

Mix together the ketchup, brown sugar and Worcestershire sauce. Dip each bacon-wrapped water chestnut in the mixture and return to the oven for about 15 minutes.

And finally!

Yes, pork on pork love – bacon-wrapped cocktail weenies. So decadent. So fatty. So delicious.

Bacon-wrapped cocktail weenies

1 pound bacon

1 package cocktail weenies

Dark brown sugar

Cut the strips of bacon into thirds. Wrap each cocktail weenie with a strip of bacon and secure with a wooden toothpick. Place on a rimmed baking sheet lined with foil. Sprinkle each weenie with a generous amount of brown sugar.

Bake at 350 degrees for 30-40 minutes until bacon is crisp.

I know all those resolutions will kick in tomorrow so get yourself to the Piggly Wiggly, pick up some bacon and ring out 2012 in a bath of bacon grease. Happy New Year!

 

 

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New year’s luck: mushroom-stuffed pork loin

Here’s the porky goodness you want for your New Year’s Day “good luck” meal. Super easy and impressive to those who don’t understand the magic of boxed stuffing mix. Don’t tell them you used that. No use giving away a perfectly good secret.

I know I have said this before, but it bears repeating. Do not – DO NOT – overcook your pork. This is the modern age, people, and the pork is done with the center is slightly pink. And I’ll just keep repeating why you are eating pork, greens and black-eyed peas for New Year’s Day over and over in case some of you are new here: Pork = living high off the hog; greens = money; black-eyed peas = luck. Got it? I don’t want to hear about it later on if you have lousy luck in 2013.

Mushroom-Stuffed Pork Loin

1 pork loin, about two pounds

1 box pork stuffing mix

1 8-ounce container sliced mushrooms

3 shallots

3 cloves garlic

2 tablespoons butter

¼ cup Madeira

Salt and pepper

Butterfly the pork so that it lays flat on the cutting board, fat side down. Season with salt and pepper.

Prepare the stuffing according to package directions. In a food processor, process the mushrooms, shallots and garlic until minced. Saute in the butter until browned. Deglaze the pan with the Madeira. Mix the mushrooms with half the stuffing mix (reserving the rest for another use). Chill.

Spread the cooled mushroom mixture on the pork, leaving about a half inch at the edges. Roll the pork up. Tie with kitchen twine. Salt and pepper the outside of the pork roll. Roast on a rack at 350 degrees until the internal temperature of the pork is 140 degrees.

Some of the stuffing will fall out during the roasting process and will be browned and yummy. Make sure you eat it while nobody’s looking.

 

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Holiday treat: Sausage bagels

Some people do Eggs Benedict. We do sausage bagels. It’s the ultimate bad-for-you treat during the holidays.

I am fairly sure I made this up about 20 years ago. It’s not rocket science. But for some reason the combination of buttery broiled bagels, country sausage still glistening with its grease fresh from the skillet , sliced yellow onion, plain yellow mustard and processed American cheese slices is  addictive. There, I just gave you the recipe. That’s all there is to it.

Of all of Noah’s favorites, this is the one he has to have every time he comes home. Tomorrow, we will begin the week of repentance. But today, we will revel in the pig and then top it off with a nice slice of homemade rum cake. Recipe coming, but, yes, it’s the one with the yellow cake mix and pudding. And, no, I’m not apologizing.

 

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Holiday snack: Ham dip

There’s a joke that all good Southern recipes have three or less ingredients. But it’s actually almost true. My mother-in-law, Bunny, introduced us to ham dip, gosh, maybe 15 years ago. Yes, I will admit that it kind of looks like cat food. But it is so delicious. Whenever ham dip makes an appearance at a holiday party or a family reunion, it’s the first to go. Any leftovers mysteriously disappear in the middle of the night. No kidding.

Ham Dip

1 8-ounce container sour cream

1 large and 1 small can Underwood Deviled Ham

Mix them up. Serve with Frito’s Scoops.

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